rants
Political Idiocy
Date: 28 Feb 2008 @ 09:09
It seems no matter where you look, everyone is now attributing every single one of the world's probl...
Top 5 worst radio commercials in Southern Ontario.
Date: 30 Nov 2007 @ 09:38
Every morning, many of us endure the radio commercials we're subjected to on our commutes into work....
Ontario's Attorney General needs to be fired.
Date: 22 Jun 2007 @ 10:03 Last Modified: 22 Jun 2007 @ 10:29
In the wake of the street racing that has been going on on the streets of Toronto and southern Ontar...
What does your name say about you?
Date: 10 May 2007 @ 09:47
It says nothing, jackass. I hate to break it to you, but your date of birth, your blood type, your f...
Free Paris!
Date: 09 May 2007 @ 09:39
I'm left in a severe state of confusion as to just how empty this guy's life is.
Then I remember it...
The United States movie industry can eat me.
Date: 07 May 2007 @ 21:27 Last Modified: 07 May 2007 @ 21:35
09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0
Fuck the DMCA, fuck the American movie industry, ...
Don't sign up for TSN's member site.
Date: 01 Feb 2007 @ 21:29
Just a warning to anyone who will read.
TSN will sell your e-mail address.
You see, I own my domai...
The rant zeitgeist
Date: 23 Jan 2007 @ 15:36 Last Modified: 23 Jan 2007 @ 15:40
Call me a copycat, but I'm terribly curious.
I want to see just what kind of a traffic difference w...
My irrational problems.
Date: 11 Dec 2006 @ 11:56 Last Modified: 11 Dec 2006 @ 11:59
Most of these issues I have I realise are either completely irrational, or irrelevant, but I just ha...
Linux owes Microsoft?
Date: 17 Nov 2006 @ 14:20
First it wasn't a threat. Then it wasn't very nice. Then it was infringing on their patents?
Micr...
Where was I?
Date: 03 Nov 2006 @ 13:54 Last Modified: 03 Nov 2006 @ 14:02
When did many of today's accepted norms become the norm, when many of them are really stupid?
One e...
Driving Fines
Date: 04 Aug 2006 @ 19:07 Last Modified: 04 Aug 2006 @ 19:11
I'm sure I've complained about bad driving before, but I feel the need to do it again -- there are j...
Perl's just fine, thank-you-very-much
Date: 18 Jul 2006 @ 14:09 Last Modified: 18 Jul 2006 @ 14:17
Most people in the Perl community have probably stumbled upon this by now.
All things considered, t...
MacOS X sucks
Date: 10 Jul 2006 @ 13:02 Last Modified: 10 Jul 2006 @ 13:03
A few years back, when Apple announced the new operating system, Mac OS X, which was based on a Darw...
The land of the free... ?
Date: 26 Jun 2006 @ 09:54 Last Modified: 26 Jun 2006 @ 09:56
This is so fucking weak.
Why would the Dixie Chicks be in jeopardy of lower record sales because o...
Left-wing, right-wing, or common sense?
Date: 12 Jun 2006 @ 09:56 Last Modified: 12 Jun 2006 @ 10:01
The whole world's gone fucking mental.
There are two schools of thought on the political spectrum -...
Religious Zealots
Date: 29 May 2006 @ 13:01
You'll have to excuse the grainy picture, when I saw this particular piece of comedic gold in the ...
Human Resources
Date: 01 May 2006 @ 12:21 Last Modified: 01 May 2006 @ 12:25
Due to my current employer's financial hardships, I've been attempting to go the proactive route and...
It's a Slippery Slope
Date: 19 Apr 2006 @ 13:59 Last Modified: 19 Apr 2006 @ 14:06
Watching V for Vendetta last weekend really got me thinking.
The only blatant references I noticed ...
Boycott the RIAA
Date: 06 Apr 2006 @ 11:08 Last Modified: 06 Apr 2006 @ 11:10
Did we really need another reason to boycott the RIAA?
The RIAA is actually suggesting to students ...
Continental Tires
Date: 29 Mar 2006 @ 16:49 Last Modified: 15 Aug 2007 @ 08:54
When I bought my car, a 2004 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec-V, I noticed it came with Continental ContiSpor...
Robin Williams' Peace Plan
Date: 16 Mar 2006 @ 10:15 Last Modified: 16 Mar 2006 @ 10:31
I got an e-mail forwarded to me yesterday. It was apparently some 'plan for peace' by Robin William...
Typical Women
Date: 09 Mar 2006 @ 10:47
Women are annoying.
No seriously. They are.
I'm sick and tired of listening to women go, "why can...
Steve Moore
Date: 09 Mar 2006 @ 10:27 Last Modified: 09 Mar 2006 @ 10:52
Steve Moore's beginning to get on my nerves.
He filed a writ in Vancouver this week against Todd Be...
Misguided Patriotism
Date: 09 Mar 2006 @ 10:16 Last Modified: 09 Mar 2006 @ 10:49
Why do stupid people with stupid stories continue to get press coverage?
Stacey Kelley is a housewi...
Marginally Jaded
Date: 07 Mar 2006 @ 12:46
Sometimes I wonder.
I wonder if I'm sitting in a small margin all by myself, or if I'm in the middl...
Heavy-handed Tactics
Date: 01 Mar 2006 @ 10:57 Last Modified: 03 Mar 2006 @ 13:52
Even when people find methods to have the power, they're slapped down.
There was a time, when corpo...
Will the poor service ever end?
Date: 15 Feb 2006 @ 15:17
I know I've bitched about this before, but it seems I can't bitch enough. What the fuck happened to...
This is 2006, not 1997, right?
Date: 18 Jan 2006 @ 13:31
Can someone please enlighten me? I'm in the dark and I don't like it.
Why do people continue to la...
New Years Resolutions for Everyone
Date: 31 Dec 2005 @ 17:20 Last Modified: 01 Jan 2006 @ 11:02
Here are my New Year's Resolutions for everyone. If everyone followed these simple rules, the world...
Holidays.
Date: 23 Dec 2005 @ 11:51 Last Modified: 31 Dec 2005 @ 17:29
Most of my rants are mean spirited, angry, and cynical.
This one is not -- mostly.
It's now Decemb...
Good deals on eBay -- for sellers selling to stupid buyers that is.
Date: 02 Dec 2005 @ 10:34
Am I missing something? Is there something wrong with my logic?
I lost an eBay auction for a cell ...
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Date: 02 Dec 2005 @ 10:27
I'm sick and fucking tired of politically correct whiny fuckbags all over this planet trying to ruin...
In today's grade 3 spelling class...
Date: 02 Dec 2005 @ 09:50
THERE IS ONLY ONE O IN THE WORD LOSE.
TO LOSE IS WHAT THE OTTAWA SENATORS DO IN THE PLAYOFFS EVERY ...
Don't get screwed this holiday season.
Date: 01 Dec 2005 @ 09:43 Last Modified: 01 Dec 2005 @ 09:44
Don't get scammed.
There's many unscrupulous companies out there who're intent on taking your money...
Female teachers having sex with their students.
Date: 22 Nov 2005 @ 14:26 Last Modified: 22 Nov 2005 @ 14:29
There's been a rash of teachers having sex with their teenaged students recently, which begs the que...
myspace.com
Date: 06 Nov 2005 @ 22:17
There's this wonderful new site called myspace.com.
Did I say wonderful? I meant lame.
If everyon...
Internet Self-Worth
Date: 25 Sep 2005 @ 18:42 Last Modified: 17 Nov 2005 @ 11:45
There once was a time when there was no such thing as a blog or messageboards.
Since the proliferat...
An open letter to Kevin Federline
Date: 21 Sep 2005 @ 09:31 Last Modified: 06 Oct 2005 @ 13:30
Dear Cletus,
I have mixed feelings on your marriage to Ms. Spears.
You see, I'm happy because you ...
Katrina
Date: 21 Sep 2005 @ 09:05 Last Modified: 21 Sep 2005 @ 09:05
You can call me a heartless bastard all you want, but there's a reason why I haven't donated a cent ...
Gravediggers!
Date: 15 Sep 2005 @ 11:03 Last Modified: 15 Sep 2005 @ 11:09
"It's not so much God I hate, it's his fan club I can't stand." -- Unknown.
A brilliant quote. Whi...
Gas Prices
Date: 01 Sep 2005 @ 09:40 Last Modified: 01 Sep 2005 @ 10:11
This rant isn't a rant about gas prices per se. It's a rant about all those whiny bastards out ther...
The carnival is coming to town!
Date: 29 Aug 2005 @ 12:49 Last Modified: 01 Sep 2005 @ 10:11
Every time the Midway, Carnival, Circus, or in Ottawa's case, the SuperEx come to town, everyone get...
Bad Parenting.
Date: 09 Aug 2005 @ 08:16
Why can't any parent own up to their own worthlessness anymore?
I don't know about you, but I'm sic...
Linux Geek rant.
Date: 23 Jun 2005 @ 12:42 Last Modified: 27 Jun 2005 @ 12:46
For you non-Canadians who don't understand the premise of this rant, go here to view the rant that i...
Stupidity in droves.
Date: 16 Jun 2005 @ 16:36
Earlier this afternoon, my girlfriend pointed this out to me.
You know what I find most humourous a...
Bend over, sir!
Date: 10 Jun 2005 @ 10:42 Last Modified: 10 Jun 2005 @ 10:45
Why is it, that when 'energy prices' go up, only the end-consumer is the one who gets hosed in the a...
Natural Selection
Date: 30 May 2005 @ 13:14 Last Modified: 30 May 2005 @ 13:14
Since the beginning of life, every species has endured "natural selection". In natural selection, t...
American Tax Dollars at Work
Date: 26 May 2005 @ 09:38
Yesterday, the FBI executed 9 search warrants and apprehended administrators, and file traders on bi...
WHY, GOD? WHY?!
Date: 25 May 2005 @ 10:33
Are you sitting down? Are you in a position where squealing like a little girl and curling up into ...
What. The. Fuck.
Date: 20 May 2005 @ 17:00 Last Modified: 20 Oct 2006 @ 12:09
As I sat on my couch shortly after returning from work today, Rowan, my 3-year-old son was watching ...
God Damned Politicians
Date: 16 May 2005 @ 10:32 Last Modified: 16 May 2005 @ 11:28
I promised my rants would remain politics free, and with this rant, I'm skewing from that promise a ...
Bus Etiquette
Date: 11 May 2005 @ 09:57 Last Modified: 12 May 2005 @ 13:42
There are some rules that everyone should follow when they board any form of public transportation. ...
Internet Scams
Date: 11 May 2005 @ 09:56 Last Modified: 11 May 2005 @ 11:42
So, for the last few days I've been looking on the Internet trying to find a stupid side job for my ...
The IT industry
Date: 11 May 2005 @ 09:55 Last Modified: 11 May 2005 @ 11:27
Since the .com boom in the late 90's, more and more people have been lining up for jobs and to go to...
Service Companies
Date: 11 May 2005 @ 09:54
For the sake of legality, and whiny people, I'll keep company names out of this. If you really care,...
Bad Drivers
Date: 11 May 2005 @ 09:09 Last Modified: 11 May 2005 @ 11:30
OK boys and girls. The vast majority of you reading this, need not read it, as it doesn't apply to y...